My obsession ! :O

OMFH! can you see this baby? damn he/she's fat! and that's what i loove about her/him. he/she is sooo cutee!! i feel like cutting his/her cheeks and squish them! sometimes when i see fat babies or even kids anywhere i would see myself KICKING, PUNCHING, THROWING, HURTING AND ETC those kids. ok people, im just imagining that im doing that.. dont worry mothers and fathers. i wont hurt ur fat children. (maybe) lol. wokeh, so im obsessed with fat kids. that's normal. i also am obsessed with the colour PURPLE! kalau boleh, aku nak semua benda yg aku ada colour PURPLE. bila aku cakap aku suka PURPLE, mesti orang tnya "kau suka PINK tak?" and i will feel like "wadafak man!!" PINK? are you serious? dude, pahleeesee! I HATE THE COLOUR PINK!!! got it? ooh yaa! another thing.. I LOVE MY DAMN WEBCAM! most of the pics at facebook are from my best friend the WEBCAM! err.. i think this is enough kot. i've got lots more, just i cant remember it right now. if i do remember, i'll edit this post. :)

Merentas the Desa !

woooot! esok MERENTAS DESAA! gila semangat nehh! sebelom ni ada latihan punya, but aku malas nak dtng. bukannya dapat markah pon (kot). yg ni bukan latihan, this is the real deal! dapat markah for RUMAH MERAH bebeh! this Merentas Desa is gonna be my exercise of the year man! tu kira mcm aku dah exercise satu tahun laa, merentas desa bukannya senang. ya allah! menyakitkan fizikal dan mental. hahahah! (ceh! ayat aku) but, esok aku bukan lari. aku jogging, ok not really jogging...err...you can say it as walking. lol. im gonna walk not cause im lazy (maybe a little bit) but im walking cause other people and i mean lots of other people are really faster than me. so aku lari sekuat hati aku, macamla aku menang? lebih baik takyah usaha from the start rite? hahah!(ayat aku sungguh memberi motivasi kpda pemalas) yeaa, but atleast aku pegi jugak kann? the thought that counts. bhahaha lol! btw, i hope RUMAH MERAH will freaking arse win!!
YESS PEOPLE, SOME OF THE WORDS I TYPED DOESN'T EVEN MAKES SENSE. JUST SHUT UP KAY?!! ;)

The Freaking 'Arseness' of My Damn Stupid Life !

Well, as you can see.. IM USING HARSH WORDS IN THIS DANG ASS POST ! im using harsh words because im angreh. im angry at my shit face brother. he may not be the last one but he's the 2nd last. and you wanna know why im mad at him, well i dont know! we've been fighting our whole lives. some people say that the second and third always fight, but why? right now im not only mad at him, im mad at my parents too. DAMN! aku susah payah dapa t 5A dalam UPSR ntok dpat laptop, but macam takda guna. yea, so i got my lappy. but to me its not fair cause i have to share my fucking hell laptop with people. kakak aku dapat phone time UPSR dia tak share pon? aku kena pulak. yela, aku tau phone  and laptop lain.. but laptop ni hak aku! aku nak bagi rosak ka, repair ka lantak kepala rambot aku laa weh! pastu bila orang lain guna tak betol or guna mcm nak bagi rosak. bapak aku sound aku pulak. like wadafak man! woi bukan aku buat laaa! mmng la tu aku punya, but bukan aku guna time tu. sheish, gedik nak mampoih! pastu cakap "kalau engkau tak pandai  guna, takyah guna". seriously man, lappy tu aku punya laaaaaa! aku dapat 5A tu sbb nak lappy tu jaa. kalau engkau tak bagi aku guna lappy aku, lebih baik aku takyah dapat 5A! kang nnti aku tak bagi orang lain guna, bising pulak aku tak suka share. kalau share merosakkan laptop pulak. ya allah! banyak bunyi la kauu! ni laptop aku kann? aku usaha untok dapat lappy ni kann? so this lappy is mine laa weh! aku nak buat apa, suka hati aku laa! yes, im talking to you mom and dad. i know you guys aren't gonna read my blog, cause you guys dont even know i even have a blog. and you (the person that reading this) may think "peerrgghh! gila babi la minah neh, ckap ngan parents dia cmni. nak mencarut pulak..etc." but hello? kau tu baik sangat ka haa? kau tak penah buat dosa? kau tak penah melawan cakap makbapak? kalau kau takpernah, aku malas nak amek tau! btw, aku cuma mencarut kat atas tu sbb aku tak puas hati. maybe some of you get what im trying to say, and some of you dont. but, whatever laah. aku cuma tau aku type apa benda yg aku rasa mcm nak type, straight from the heart, brain and mouth. hurmm..so this is kinda a safe place to complain about my crappy life. yeah, i think this is enough kot. MY COMPLAINT ENDS HERE.

NEWBIE (again)

Well, for some of you people im just some stranger. but actually...i am! okok, im Shahira Mahirah. im new here, well not really. this is actually my 2nd blog. my first one got "bitch slapped by Google" (err..what?). even i dont know what that means. so, i dont use the other one. btw, feel free to follow me. Please and Thank You. :)